Would You Like To Sell Your Soul To The Devil? (Parody)

Would You Like To Sell Your Soul To The Devil?

Do You Like Scorching Hot Weather?

Are You Looking To Add Some Adventure To That Boring Life Of Yours?

Are You Looking To Become Wealthy Beyond Your Wildest Dreams?

 

Look no further, today is your lucky day!

Presenting:

 

‘ Sell Your Soul To The Devil In 3 Easy Steps ‘

This innovative program will show you just how easy it is to sell your soul to the Devil.

Don’t bother with those old Archaic ways of selling your soul.

This new, three step technique will show you how to use technology to sell your soul easily and efficiently.

 

In this course you will learn about hell and all it has to offer you.

Included is a 60-minute personal 1-1 consultation with the devil himself.

(worth $6,666,666)

 

You will learn about the best apps you can use to seal the deal and sell that soul of yours with little, to no fuss.

(worth $25,000)

 

You will get email templates you can use to send to friends and family informing them of your decision (This alone is worth the price of admission)

ALL THIS COULD BE YOURS FOR 200 EASY PAYMENTS OF $199.00

 

I KNOW, IT’S A STEAL, BUT I AM DEDICATED TO MAKING YOU MISERABLE. 

IN FACT, I AM SO CONFIDENT YOU WILL HATE THIS PROGRAM,

 I WILL SLASH 4 PAYMENTS OFF YOUR ORDER. 

THAT’S RIGHT! YOU PAY ONLY 196 PAYMENTS OF $199.00.

I KNOW, I MUST BE CRAZY TO OFFER THIS.

 BUT I JUST KNOW YOU WILL LOVE THIS PROGRAM AND I AM WILLING TO STICK MY NECK OUT FOR YOU.

ORDER NOW!

But wait!

As a fast action bonus, you will also get
interactive maps of each rung of hell.

(Dante would have killed for these) Priceless!

VIP passes to the halls of the damned, where you get to experience all seven deadly sins in Technicolor (Worth 1,000,000.97)

Full of Avarice? We got you taken care of!

Full of lust? You are in for a treat!

Gluttonous? Eat and covet all you want. The buffet is to die for.

Forget Piety

Forget the Ten Commandments

Turn the other cheek? HELL NO!

THIS COURSE IS FOR YOU!

 

CALL NOW!

1-666-666-6666

Nonrefundable in the following countries:

ALL

Fine print: you can’t have sex or eat In hell.